9 Female Habits Men Hate

There’s no way around it – men
love the ladies. But there are
certain things that women do that
men just can’t get with. Some of
these things are habits and some
are things that women just do.

1. Asking us how we feel. We don’t
like to talk about our feelings. We
will show you, so please stop
asking and pay attention.

2. It annoys us when you freak out
when we don’t call, especially the
day after the night you gave up
the booty. It doesn’t mean that’s
all we wanted. It could mean that,
but it probably doesn’t so please
do not blow up myphone and dis
me on Twitter.

3. Changing how we look. As long
as we’re not wearing dirty clothes
or smelling like the gym. Please
don’t try to tell us how to dress.

4. Talking after work. Talking after
sex. Talking after dinner. We want
to know how your day went, really
we do. But not after we walk in the
door after a hard day’s work and
not when we are sleepy (after sex
and after dinner).

5. Being a handyman. A lot of us
went to school to study things like
communications, business and
technology, so we probably don’t
know how to fix the sink or change
the oil in the car. Shoot! We call
AAA just like you do when we get a
flat tire!

6. Asking us if you look fat. We’re
damned if we do and damned if we don’t. If we say you do, you get
mad and stomp off. And if we tell
you don’t, you say we’re lying and
stomp off.

7. Crying to get Attention. Never
try to win an argument by crying.
Only cry when it’s sincere.

8. Calling us cute names. Ugh. We
practically hate the word “cute!”
And don’t call us boo boo, sweetie
pie or any other embarrassing
names that will make others laugh
at us in public.

9. Using the booty as punishment.
‘Nuf said.