What Your Guy Doesn’t Need To Know ~ Shine Kenya

First of all, before anything is said let me just get it out there, we love women, and by ‘we’ I mean all straight men. There is no doubt about that. There are things about you that your guy should never know about you. Though we know that they happen we shouldn’t be reminded that they actually happen! I’m all for being open about stuff and let’s not go crazy.
Only a borderline insane person would be open to talk about this stuff so I’m sacrificing myself for the well being of boyfriends and men all over.

We should never know that you pass gas. It’s an entirely normal process, one cannot argue with biological functions but it is gross and not lady like. Men do it and get away with it because they apparently take too long to mature. The most men should know about women’s gas is that it smells like flowers. This is the reason why air fresheners were invented. We should never even hear those thundering and or hissing noises that are synonymous with visits to the toilet.

Even when it’s taking a leak! I admit though one would mistake a man taking a tinkle for a horse doing the same, it can go on for minutes with the unmistakable pouring sound unrelenting. Smart women have a radio in the bathroom to mask those noises. I noticed this at my sister’s place and I initially thought it was for entertainment. That was until I realized that only the music would only be played when she was in.