JUNE RUTO TO JOIN KENYATTA UNIVERSITY K.U

DEPUTY PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER SET
TO JOIN K.U
The deputy president of Kenya H.E
William Ruto's daughter, June Ruto is
set to enroll for an undergraduate
programme in Kenyatta University
main campus along Thika Super high
way. Speaking exclusively to KU-
COMRADES FORUM, June revealed
that it had always been her dream to
pursue a Bachelor of science
Biochemistry degree in the world
class Kenyatta University. "I look
forward to meeting Vee Vicy who has
always been my role model,'' she
further revealed.She is set to report
in two weeks time alongside other
first years. June Ruto promised
comrades that she will co-operate
with them alongside her father to
ensure no comrade starves in school.
How much money should William
Ruto give Timon Oginga to ensure
June enjoys a peaceful stay in K.U?

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University rankings in kenya 2014 - Latest

Latest Kenya University rankings 2014:
1.) University of Nairobi 9
2.) Kenyatta University 34
3.) Strathmore University Nairobi 36
4.) Egerton University 65
5.) JKUAT 82
6.) Maseno University 126
7.) African Virtual University 131
8.) Moi University 137
9.) Kenya Methodist University 167
10.) Presbyterian University College 169
11.) Catholic University of Eastern Africa 198
12.) Mount Kenya University 201
13.) Daystar University 223
14.) KCA University 226
15.) Africa International University 253
16.) MMUST 256
17.) University of Eastern Africa Baraton 271
18.) USIU 272
19.) Pwani University College 283
20.) Kabarak University 332

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kenyatta university administration complex - shinekenya NEWS

When you come to Kenyatta
University, you discover that you
have arrived at a special place. The
University’s main campus is set on a
1,100 acres pleasant and serene
surrounding conducive to academic
and intellectual growth.
Kenyatta University is home to some
of the world’s top scholars,
researchers and experts in diverse
fields. We pride ourselves in
providing high quality programmes
that attract individuals who wish to
be globally competitive.
And we have invested heavily in
infrastructure and facilities to offer
our students the best experience
coupled with quality academic
programmes and a nurturing
environment in which our students
learn and grow. Kenyatta University
is the leading University in Kenya
judging by the quality of our
graduates. Our aim is not only to
maintain this position, but to
improve further and attain its vision
of becoming a world-class University
committed to quality and relevance.

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UNDERSTANDING THE BRO CODE

The first time I heard the term was when watching ‘How I met Your Mother’ years back, when I was in high-school. Like many other practices imported from the West, Barney Stinson succeed in making this one reach our shores. The Bro Code is not a rigid set if rules that all the men are given and forced to swear by. They vary according to how different groups of bros relate. According to urbandictionary.com the Bro Code is defined as a set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bros. The rules began as unwritten but have had to be written down since they weren’t being followed.
The guidelines number over a thousand but here is a pick of some interesting ones I found on brocode.org. Yes! There is an actual organization for it. One is that a real bro does not do anything to prevent another bro from getting laid. This one seems weirdly intentional! I won’t argue with it though, I don’t want to be summoned by some ‘Bro Council’ over my questioning of the code.
Bros only comment on a fellow bro’s fashion choice if that choice will affect the bro’s ability
to get laid. What? This explains a lot! No wonder my roommate never leaves the crib without a vote of confidence, we are always seeking to get laid, according to this rule.
A bro NEVER under ANY circumstances gets with or even attempts to get with another bro’s
girl. This one I can relate to. This one goes without saying though we have bros who have neither control nor boundaries. They go wherever their heat seeking missiles take them.
And the most practical of them all! If bros share a house/flat/ apartment, all bros are obligated to stay out for the evening if a fellow “bro” wants to entertain a woman. I cannot count to you how many times I have been a refugee because of this rule. I always have a bag with a spare blanket and supplies, mini toothpaste, toothbrush and so on because you never know when you will receive that call. I was even once a victim of theft because of this rule! I sought alternative accommodation only to return and find my place wiped out. Just goes to show you how the Bro Code is abused.
Bros before Ho’s; whoever came up with this one had his heart in the right place. Women come and go and at the end of the day we always still have our bros, which is cool. However, you do not go around mentioning this to women like some Einstein I know! Girls easily get offended by words so I got surprised when some guy came to my room when I was entertaining and started rumbling on about this rule. Some people just want to watch the world burn! There’s a reason why it’s called a BRO CODE, girls shouldn’t have in on this, well now they do. Oops, my bad.

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Kisumu County: School girl missing in kisumu

A family in Kisumu County is
distraught following the
disappearance of their daughter on
her way to school nine days ago.
A Kapkenda Girls Secondary School
student heading back to school.
More girls than boys who enrol in
primary schools in Keiyo South sit
for national examinations. A family
from Awasi in Kisumu County is
searching for their 16-year-old
daughter who disappeared on her
way back to Kapkenda Girls
Secondary School in Uasin Gishu
County.
Mr Moses Nyandika has searched
in vain for his daughter Agnes, 16,
since May 24, when he saw her off
to school in Kisumu town after she
had received her medication.
He told Shine Kenya on Monday that
his daughter was returning to
Kapkenda Girls Secondary School
in Uasin Gishu County after a two-
week sick leave spent at their
home in Awasi, Kisumu County.
“I assumed she had gone back to
school safely. I was, however,
taken aback when the school’s
deputy principal called on Friday
last week, about a week later, to
enquire about the girl’s progress,”
Mr Nyandika said.
A police officer who is aware of
the matter told shine kenya that an
alert had already been sent to
police stations across the country
as the search for her gathers pace.

HEALTH PROBLEMS

She said Mr Nyandika reported the
matter at the Eldoret Police Station
on Saturday and that investigations
had commenced.
The officer said there was a
possibility that Agnes may have
alighted from the matatu before
reaching Eldoret due to sickness or
for some other unknown reason.
Mr Nyandika said Monday the
family was assisting the police as
they pursued all leads in a bid to
trace his third-born child.
He explained that his daughter had
been having health problems
arising from the chilly conditions
in the school’s location.
“Whenever the cold conditions
overwhelm her, she develops
congestion in the chest and
sometimes loses consciousness. She usually remedies the condition
using inhalers,” he said.
He added that Agnes was
passionate about her classwork
and had never showed signs of
wanting to skip school.
“She always had a passion to be in
school and missing school even for
a day disturbs her,” he wrote in a
post in his Facebook post

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