Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 4
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: 200/=
Woman: And how long have you been
drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs 200 and you have 4
beers a day which puts your spending each
month at 24,000. In one year, it would be
approximately 288,000/=, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend 288,000, not
accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts
your spending at 5,760,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink
so much beer that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past
20 years, you could have now bought a Range
Rover?
(Man gets pissed off)
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: What color is your Range Rover.?!
Woman: ( SILENT )
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