REVEALED!! What Raila told Luo's when he came back to Kenya ~ shinekenya

The most recent DNA results from Harvard Laboratory when RAILA ODINGA came back suggest that there could be a possibility that raila told the luo's that LUO is not a tribe, it is actually a SOFTWARE.
REASONS
*The most trending
prophet of God in Kenya right now
is a Luo from Yimbo siaya
called OWUOR DAVID.
*The most CONNED
presidential candidate is a Luo
from siaya too
called... ODINGA.
*The most celebrated football
team with most Hooligans is made
up of Luos, it
is called GOR MAHIA
*The president of the most
powerful country on earth is a
Luo from siaya
again called OBAMA Barack.
*The African woman
winning US Oscars right now is a
Luo called Nyong’o LUPITA.
*The only tribe to
go for voluntary male circumcision
are Luos
*Latest local reports indicate that
after
the so called
devolution, Kenya has only ONE
city called by its status - KISUMU
CITY.
*The only recognized slum in
Nairobi and the largest in east
& central Africa - Kibera is
occupied by 90% Luos.
*The first policewoman to wear a
miniskirt uniform while on duty is
also a luo -
LINDA OKELLO
*The 1st man and Governor to
slap a
Woman (rep) in
public, is a Luo called KIDERO!!
°Luoz don't fight,
they argue physically.
•They don't fail, they differ with
the examiners.
•They don't go to school, they
attend academic institutions.
•They don't get
marks, they attain grades.
•They don't visit
hospitals, they seek medication
attention.
•They don't eat food, they partake
off
meals.
•They don't drive cars, they
operate
automobiles.
•They don't go for holidays, they
take a
vocation
•They don't calculate maths, they
solve
mathematical
equations.
•Theydon't die, they
are promoted to glory. Those of a
lower class rest
in peace.
•They don't fix Ruto, they inform
them
Ruto fixers
•They don't fall down, they make
gravitational contact with the
ground.
•They are not makangas, they are
PSV accountants.
•They don't go to the toilet, they
respond to the call of nature
•They don't arrive well, they land
safely.
•They don't give birth, they
reproduce.
•Theydon't loose, they postpone
victory.
•They don't shout, but speak in
capital
letters.
•They never become broke, they r
usually
on financial off peak.
•Luos don't flash, they test the
recipient's availability.
•Luos don't shrub,
they preserve letters.

That's the Luopean software !!!

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