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Showing posts with label SWAHILI JOKES 2014. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SWAHILI JOKES 2014. Show all posts

MASAIBU YA MASAI

Friday, 18 July 2014 0 comments

Jamaa mmoja Maasai kanunua suruali mbili.
Siku iliyofuatia akatoka kwa
hao kuelekea mawindoni, akafunga shuka lake
vizuri ila akasahau kuvaa suruali.
Hakugundua tofauti sabu
yenyewe, hajazoea.
Aliingia kwa ndai na kustarehe akipanua
miguu bila wasiwasi akidhania kila kitu shwari.
Watu walimwangalia na
kumdhania labda mwenda wazimu kaamua kuanika
nyeti zake.
Kuona vile jamaa akadhania
wanatabasamu suruali yake mpya naye akasema
kimoyomoyo, "afadhali ningevaa ile nyingine,
wangepanua midomo" Kapanua zaidi watazame
kutosha.
Alishindwa kuvumilia na
kuwaambia huku akielekeza kidole mle katikati,
"Ero, washa hii naona hapa.....nyumbani. Niko na ingine kali..!!!!.."

Police jokes 2014

Monday, 14 July 2014 0 comments

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors
house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe
me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

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