When The Condom Breaks During Sex

There are times when in the heat of
the moment something goes wrong.
Sometimes the CD is too old or
damaged hence it breaks. Other
times it is not put on properly
which can cause a malfunction as
well. So if you find yourself in this
predicament, what do you do next?
When a CD breaks the partners
involved are at risk for HIV and
other STDs as well as pregnancy.
There are some responsible actions
that you can take to reduce your
risk of getting any of them.

HIV Prevention: The first thing
that both you and your partnern
should do when a CD breaks is go
pee and carefully wash your private
tools. Then you and your partner
should get tested and it should be
done as soon as possible and then
again after three months. You
should also ask the doctor for a
PEP (postexposure prophylaxis)
which is an HIV treatment for the
morning after an accident. It’s
expensive but worth it.
The treatment is taken over a
month and should be started right
away. They are still effective 72
hours after a c0ndom breaks but
are most effective when taken
immediately. The treatment does
have side effects such as extreme
fatigue and nausea.
Pregnancy Prevention : For the
ladies, the Plan B morning-after pill
is the most effective way to prevent
pregnancy after a CD break
accident. It is most effective when
taken right away but can be taken
up to 72 hours after. It is
recommended that you buy Plan B
before anything happens just so
that you have it on hand instead of
having to make time to go to a
pharmacy after an accident
happens. The side effects of Plan B
include abdominal pain, nausea,
fatigue, menstrual changes, and
headaches.
To prevent accidents from
happening in the first place make
sure that the CDs that you are using
are placed properly, and are not
expired or old. Preventing CD
breaks in the first place is your
first line of defense. Also don’t be
too rough during s*x.

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Police jokes 2014

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors
house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe
me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

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Arme kudedi ju ya tei/ gej- VIA SHENG LANGUAGE

Kuna arme flani alilazimishwa ku
take tot kinde na sita (16) za makali
na azikunywe na dakika salasa. Akiwa
kwa harakati ya kunywaku aka
lemewa na aka anza kumwaora. Na
hakuna venye msee mwingine
angemsaidia kunywaku. Hata wife wa
kwake alikuwa hasapo lakini
hangemsaidia kunywaku juu ilikua
dare ya aina yake.
Sa vile boiz
alianza kumwaora, wife alikuwa
anataka kumsaidia lakini du. Hata
ma arme wenzake na wasee hu serve
kwa baesa hawange eza kumwokolea.
Sasa ikabaki mjamaa
amekamanyuria.
Doki anadaisha
boiz alikamanyuria juu ya kukata tei
mob sana at once na mwili
haingeweza kuihandle.

Tunaingiza time ya mabash na watu
kujibamba kwa mabaesa, mtaani nini
nini, tunaomba tu, ka huwezani na
tei, temana tu nayo jo!

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Nigeria ikadungwa sasi na FIFA, SHENG 2014

Imebaki team za futa Nigeria
zimegeiwa sasi na FIFA baada yaku
chuja wasee wa Nigeria Football
Federation(NFF), na kureplace na
sole administrator. FIFA inadai
watachorea kuwakazi kwa shuguli za
futa once wamechagua executive
committee ya (NFF) yenye inafaa.
Kulingana na hii statement ilikuwa
inadaisha NFF haitaweza wakilisha
kwa mechi zozote zenye zitafanyika
regional, continental ama
international zikiaffect hadi level za
ma klabu na friendly matches.
Juu ya hii risto sasa team ya kidem
ya Nigeria under-20 haitaweza
wakilisha kwa Women World Cup
2014 husuko Canada na zitakuwa
zinaanza hapo 5 August 2014.
Kama Nigeria haita lift hiyo burn by
15 July then hawa madem hawata
weza kuwakilisha nchi yao.
Gava ya Nigeria inadaisha hii move
ilikuwa essential ili waweze
kuchagua wasee wanafaa kwa hizo
post za NFF, juu team ya Nigeria
imekuwa ikiperform viudu sana.
Tunacheki NFF President Aminu
Maigari alidandiwa na ma mbang’a
alipo dondoka ndege akitoka Brazil
baada ya kuchujwa kwa round 2 ya
FIFA World Cup 2014 husuko Brazil.
Ata hivyo Maigari alirudi aka
achiliwa baada ya maidhaa kiasi
kushinda rundema.
Kulingana na laws za FIFA gova
haifaikushugulika na shuguli zozote
za futa za kuchuja wasee wa local
body.

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Colombia kugusa na Brazil

Colombia ndio walibaki kama
machampee baada ya kutinga
Uruguay dude mbili mtungi naku
make journey yao ya World Cup 2014
kufika ukingoni. Colombia ilishinda
na dude mbekse kutoka
kwa Rodriguez, sasa huyu player
ndio ana hold the Golden boot akiwa
na dude kobole. Wasee wengine
wenye wakona madude most ni kama
Neymar na Lionel Messi wakiwa na
dude four .
Uruguay waligusa bila player wao ule
mnoma Luis Suarez baada FIFA
kumbann for nine international
matches na bado miezi nne asiwe
associated na risto zozote za futa.
Colombia huwa wanategemea sana
huyu player wao Radamel Falcao, but
sasa wakona reason yaku smile juu
wakona player mwingine mpoa sana
Rodriguez akiwa na miaka mbao na
bweks.
Tukicheki facts kadhaa hasapa
tunaona James Rodriguez ndio
player ametinga dude  kwa game
zote zikifwatana. Ma player wengine
wenye washawai tinga dude kwa
game four zikifwatana nikama
Rivaldo na Ronaldo wote wakiwa
players wa Brazil. Alafu hii ndio
mara ya fao Columbia kuwai fika
quarter finals.
And then tunacheki huyu player
Juan Cuadrado akipeana assists four
na zote ni za dude, hakuna player
mwingine hii World Cup ashawai
peana. Sasa Colombia ita have
kuface host Brazil kwa game yao
next, alafu nao Uruguay wamechoka
sasa pia wao watahave kupack virago
hadi mtaani. Alafu kulingana na
analysis zinadai Colombia
wakipatana na Brazil wanakaa
kuwahangaisha ile deadly, sasa
tungependa ku uliza unaonaje hiyo
mechi itaisha aje? team gani inakaa
kujichuja kati ya Colombia na Brazil?
…

Predict the scores to win 50mbs.

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Fan akagenya akicheki futaa

FIFA World Cup ikiwa inaendelea
mamambo nazo zinazidi
kulipuka. On sato, Brazil ikiwa
inagusa na Chile kwa raund ya last
16 kuna bazenga flani alikamanyuria
akiwa ana watch hiyo game. Husuyu
anadaisha alipatikana na heart
failure akiwa anayebi futa.
Husuyu bazenga alikuwa ana watchia
hii dimba kwa baesa yenye iko karibu
na Mineirao Stadium Horizonte
pahali hiyo game ilikuwa
inachezewa. Inasemekana ali
kamanyuria immediately ameland
hosi.Madoki wakadaisha jo!
kumekuwa na kesi mob sana . Health
Officials wanadai hii game ikiwa
inachezwa walikuwa wanatreat
karibu wasee 98, including mokoro
nifla wa miaka chwani. Alafu pia
pakakuwa na kijana flani alikuwa
ameumia mapuwa juu ya vita.
Game yenyewe iliisha 1-1 baadae
ikaenda hadi extra time but Brazil
wakatokelezea kama machampe,
baada ya kushinda through ma
pena . Inasemekana tona ya raund
this ndio imekuwa na casualties
wengi sana. Tunacheki risto ingine
ya huyu fan kutoka Brito alikatwa
maskio. Eti ali attackiwa after game
ya England na Uruguay June 19.
Alafu siku tano baadae huyu striker
wa Uruguay ku attack player wa Italy
Giorgio Chiellini.

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Netherlands vs Mexico, match analysis

Runner-up at World Cup 2010, the
Netherlands has quickly
established itself one of the sides
to watch in Brazil, having emerged
spectacularly from a dangerous
group, yet in last-16 opponent
Mexico it faces a treacherous task.
Not only will the Dutch have to
battle tenacious and streetwise
foes, they will also have the
elements against them in
Fortaleza’s Castelao stadium.
Temperatures in the shade have
regularly topped 30 degrees
Celsius in the middle of the day,
so their lunchtime kickoff against
the North Americans promises to
be one of the most draining slots
in the whole tournament.
Louis van Gaal’s side has equipped
itself superbly when tested
previously, however. Spain was
spectacularly hammered 5-1 in
their opening game, while dogged
Australia was seen off 3-2 in their
second match. And the Oranje’s
perfect record was maintained
when they dismissed Chile 2-0,
ensuring they finished the group
stage as the competition’s most
prolific side.
Ahead of this test Nigel de Jong,
Daley Blind, Arjen Robben and
Stefan de Vrij all trained separate
from the group with minor knocks,
though they are expected to be fit,
while Robin van Persie makes his
return from suspension. Leroy Fer
is definitely missing, however, and
there are doubts over Bruno
Martins Indi, who is suffering from
concussion.
In Mexico it faces a dangerous
opponent. Wins over Cameroon and
Croatia proved the qualities of
Miguel Herrera’s side, which also
showed a steely face when it held
the hosts to a scoreless draw.
That match against Brazil also took
place in Fortaleza, so the Mexicans
have some idea of what to expect
from Estadio Castelao, though with
an earlier kickoff, conditions will
likely be tougher for a team that
has so far played an intense
pressing game.
Twice previously the Mexicans have
advanced to the quarterfinal stage
of the World Cup, though both of
these occasions came on home soil,
and in each of the last five
competitions they have fallen
immediately after successfully
negotiating the group phase.
If this history counts against them,
el Tri can draw upon a more
encouraging record with regards
their recent history against
European sides in the competition
- they have lost only two of their
last 11 fixtures.
While there are no injured players
in Mexico’s ranks, a suspension for
Jose Juan Vazquez could prompt a
change of system that may see
Javier Hernandez start for the first
time in Brazil, though this is by no
means certain.

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SEE What Marya (Chokoza) does to please MEN.

Marya's tatoos
are a revelation of her new
personality
We all knew the church-girl-nature
of Marya of the Chokoza hit song.
Now you should meet the no-
nonsense gangsta Marya. She
unveiled to Pulse the new her in the
making, a persona that might be
surprising, even shocking, to many of
her fans. Currently, Moustapha’s ex-
girlfriend has acquired two tattoos,
one with a microphone on the left
hand side of her arm and a black
rose and her name on the right-
hand side.
‘The microphone means that music
is part of my life, I am here to stay,
and my fans should expect big
things” said the artiste. When Pulse
asked if the rose symbolised love,
she had this say:
“No, the black rose on my hand
symbolises the struggles I have
undergone in life, it’s a permanent
reminder”
Done in tattered -dark grey jeans,
black sleeveless top and a black
marvin cap, Marya has decided to
walk the talk in her dressing, the
gangsta style.
“My new look won’t change the kind
of music I have been doing, I am
just expressing my inner feelings
using tattoos and a new dress code”
said the artiste.
And hey, don’t get it twisted,
despite her gangsta nature, Marya is
a woman in love. The curvaceous
artiste is deeply in love with her
new secret boyfriend whom they
have been dating for several months
now. This was after breaking up with
rapper Mustapha, her long time
boyfriend and mentor into the music
industry. She had also been
rumoured to be dating a city
politician, a rumour she vehemently
denied.

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