Raila Odinga education, raila odinga certificate

Kenya blogs can now
authoritatively report that former
Prime Minister Raila Odinga has
no recognised University degree,
and he has been lying to the
public for over 4 decades.
According to Otto Von Guericke
Universitat Magdeburg website,
the technical college, where Raila
purports to have attained his
degree became a University in
1987.
Raila Odinga finished his studies
in 1970’s when the college was
offering craftsmanship certificates
for West German  students who
specialized in Wood Work and
Metal Work courses.
According to some insiders from
the University who mailed us the
information, Raila was awarded a
certificate in metal work with
many African students attending
the college specialising in
carpentry and joinery.
If you doubt the shocking
revelations you can check on
Wikipedia and see that Otto Von
Guericke Universitat Magdeburg
became a University in 1987!
So Raila Odinga who brags to be
an Engineer by profession has no
degree and he only has a Metal
Work Certificate from Otto Von
Guericke Technical College.

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Lulu Akaki

Lulu Akaki is a
trained
journalist, writer
and a social
media manager.
She loves spoken word, live music
performances, photography and is a
bookaholic with an addiction for
romance novels. She has a phobia
of the unknown.

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Nyeri edition jokes

1. Kama mimi si mrebo,usiniabie
ati mimi ni mrebo. Ati dio tu
niweze kuigia box. Ama dio carton.
Ogea ukweri. Sitakuuma. After
all,si wewe uriniumba. So makosa
si yako.
2. Ukinipromise utanipereka
Zanzibar,tafathari timiza Ahadi. Si
ati uniabie tutaeda Zanzibar arafu
unipereke Nyahururu. Ama Sagana.
Kwani Zanzibar yako inaedagwo na
Boda Boda??
3. Mimi ni mwanamke. Nahitaji
kukaa vizuri. Na nahitaji kupewo
pesa ya kujirebesa. Sio ati kazi tu
ni kunipea shirigi hamsini hamsini
kira mwezi. Unanipea hamsini
nipereke wapi? Kwani ni sadaka??
4. Tukikosana,WEWE DIO UKO KWA
MAKOSA. ALWAYS. Na
hatutabishana Kijana. Kubari
makosa na unyamaze. Na mapenzi
yaederee.
5. Kama ni date tafathari nipereke
hoteri za guvu. Hoteri ziko na
gumo. Nimechoka kuperekwo kwa
Mama Waithera. Na nimechoka
kutumia vikobe za mabati. Na
kukaria viti za bao.
6. Kama mipago yako sio
kunioa,tafathari kaa bari na mimi.
Usiniretee mushene,ati 'Oh
nakupeda,ati Oh,wewe nitaishi na
wewe mirere'' arafu uniwashanishe
kama lorry imeng'oka muguu kwa
barabara. Kichwa yangu inagoga
harusi,kama yako haigongi
arusi,jipe suguri.
7. Nikiria unafaa unikamate taitly
in your arms ukiniabia, 'Sorry
baibe. It gonna be orait' sio ati
mimi naria na wewe uko hapo
unanikodorea maitho kama
thinema. Mùgúrúki úyú.
8. Simu yagu ni yako. Na simu yako
ni yagu. Hakuna cha ati 'dont tash
my phone' . Actually,kira
Wednesday tutakuwo
tukibadirishana Sim Card.
9. Abia ma EX wako wote wakae
bari na wewe. As far as possible.
Kwanza wakiweza wahamie Meru.
Kama hawataki kuchomwo kama
mahidi. Na uwaabie wasiwahi
kukutext. Kitu chochote. Ama
wakati wowote. Ati kukuabia Gdnyt.
Mimi dio nafaa kudecide the kind
of night you will have.
10. Ukioba,lazima uobe kwa sauti.
Sio ati ujifiche kwa kakona ati
unaoba kimoyomoyo,razima niskie
kire unaabia Mugu. Ama rabda
unamwabia aniodoe kwa maisha
yako.
11. Watu wetu wanakuwaga weda
wazimu. Washana nao.
12. Razima uote na mimi. Every
night. Either uote na mimi. Ama
uote ukitegeneza pesa. Anythng
else ni hatia. Na ukiota na mimi
uhakikishe nimevaa vizuri. Sitaki
kuaibishwo kwa doto mimi.
13. Sipedi kukiss. I think ni ujinga
kumumunya mudomo ya mtu
mwingine,kwani ni peremede ya
KSL??
14. Sinaga hobby. So,sitaki maswari
za ujiga ati 'What is your hobby?' .
Actuarry hobby yagu ni moja tu.
Kukupeda. Iyo dio hobby yangu.
15. Utanipereka kwenyu rini?
Harakisha. Napeda kutebea.
16. We will never break-up.
Ukinipeda hauna bahati.
Utanipeda mirere. Kama vire Yesu
aripeda Kanisa.
17. Sipedi kushikwo mkono in
public. Kwani mimi ni mtoto?? Ama
wewe ni baba yagu??
18. Energy Drinks nimekataa. Hizo
haufai kukunywa...Unataka Energy
ya nini??? Ya kuniwacha???
Ama ya kutoroka??
19. Na pia sipedi kudara darwo
ovyo ovyo. Unanidara kwani mimi
ni Pages za Bible ya Juliani??
20. Sex tutakuwa tunafanya the
godly way. Yaani ire styro ya
kawaida ya mababu wetu. Sitaki ati
uniretee styro zingine hapa za
kishetani. Ati 'Oh rara ivi,ati Oh
weka miguu nyuma ya kishwa...ati
Oh twede kwa kiti...' Kwani wewe ni
Devil Worshipper??
Anyway,KARIBU KWA ROHO YAGU.

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Man united fail to sign Angel Di Maria & Toni Kroos

Man
United have failed in their
pursuit of Real Madrid's
Angel Di Maria and Munich's
Toni Kroos. Both set for
elsewhere

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Newcastle signs cabella

According to Montpellier president
Louis Nicollin, a deal is complete
with Newcastle United for the
transfer of winger Remy Cabella. An
announcement is expected shortly.

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Nigeria ikadungwa sasi na FIFA, SHENG 2014

Imebaki team za futa Nigeria
zimegeiwa sasi na FIFA baada yaku
chuja wasee wa Nigeria Football
Federation(NFF), na kureplace na
sole administrator. FIFA inadai
watachorea kuwakazi kwa shuguli za
futa once wamechagua executive
committee ya (NFF) yenye inafaa.
Kulingana na hii statement ilikuwa
inadaisha NFF haitaweza wakilisha
kwa mechi zozote zenye zitafanyika
regional, continental ama
international zikiaffect hadi level za
ma klabu na friendly matches.
Juu ya hii risto sasa team ya kidem
ya Nigeria under-20 haitaweza
wakilisha kwa Women World Cup
2014 husuko Canada na zitakuwa
zinaanza hapo 5 August 2014.
Kama Nigeria haita lift hiyo burn by
15 July then hawa madem hawata
weza kuwakilisha nchi yao.
Gava ya Nigeria inadaisha hii move
ilikuwa essential ili waweze
kuchagua wasee wanafaa kwa hizo
post za NFF, juu team ya Nigeria
imekuwa ikiperform viudu sana.
Tunacheki NFF President Aminu
Maigari alidandiwa na ma mbang’a
alipo dondoka ndege akitoka Brazil
baada ya kuchujwa kwa round 2 ya
FIFA World Cup 2014 husuko Brazil.
Ata hivyo Maigari alirudi aka
achiliwa baada ya maidhaa kiasi
kushinda rundema.
Kulingana na laws za FIFA gova
haifaikushugulika na shuguli zozote
za futa za kuchuja wasee wa local
body.

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Top reasons you should have sex everyday ~ Inbox kenya

If you thought that the only
benefit of sex was, well, pleasure,
here's some news for you. Making
love is good for adults. And making
love regularly is even better.
Not only does it help you sleep
well, relieve stress and burn
calories, there are also several
other reasons why you need to
have sex more often.

Improves cardiovascular health
A
recent study says that men who
have sex more than twice a week,
have a lesser risk of getting a heart
attack, than men who had sex less
than once a month.

Increases immunity Regular
lovemaking increases the level of
the immune-boosting antibody
immunoglobulin A (IgA), which in
turn makes your body stronger
against illnesses like the common
cold and fever.

Reduces stress Stressed out with
work or family problems? Don't let
it affect your performance in the
bedroom. Not only will having sex
improve your mood, but a study
has also proven that folks, who
indulge in regular bedroom
activities can handle stress better
and are happier people.

Relieves pain If you're using a
headache as an excuse to not make
love, stop doing that. Have sex
instead, because, when you're
about to have an orgasm, the level
of the hormone oxytocin increases
by five times. This endorphin
actually reduces aches and pains.

Promotes longevity When one has
an orgasm, a hormone called
dehydroepiandrosterone is
released. This improves immunity,
repairs tissue and keeps the skin
healthy. Men, who have at least
two orgasms a week, live longer
than men who have sex just once
every few weeks.

Increases blood circulation
Because your heart rate increases
when you have sex, fresh blood is
supplied to your organs and cells.
While used blood is removed, the
body also expels toxins and other
materials that cause you to feel
tired.

You sleep better The sleep that
you get just after you've made love
will be much more relaxed. Getting
a good night's sleep will make you
feel alert and overall healthy.

Improves body fitness
If you
find going to the gym mundane or
working out at home a task, here's
another way to help you lose the
flab and keep in shape. Regular sex
will do wonders for your waistline.
Half an hour of lovemaking burns
more than 80 calories.

Increases levels of Oestrogen and
testosterone In men, the hormone
testosterone is what makes them
more passionate in the sack. Not
only will it make you feel way
better in bed, but it also improves
your muscles and bones, keeps your
heart healthy and keeps a check on
your cholesterol. In women, on the
other hand, the hormone oestrogen
protects them against heart disease
and also determines a woman's
body scent

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PHOTO Of Nairobi ODM Youth Leader after he was hacked with a MACHETE on Monday

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Lukaku to join Atletico Madrid

Chelsea striker Romelu Lukaku will
join Atletico Madrid on a season-
long loan. The Belgium international
has agreed the move with an official
announcement expected after the
World Cup.

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Never give up!! Its real

Suicide isn't the easy way out as
many people think. It doesn't mean
that you're weak if you commit
suicide. There's nothing even
remotely easy about suicide.
Do you really think that it is so easy
to fight every natural instinct in your
body that tells you to survive?
Do you really think it's east to come
to the decision that ultimately, it
would be better if you were dead?
Better for you, your friends and
family?
When you're suicidal you consider
everything. You consider what would
bring your loved ones pain. That's
why you hold off for so long. Because
you can't hurt the ones you care
about the most. That's why you try
as hard as you can.
But sometimes you really want to
end all this. The suffering and the
pain.
Suicide doesn't happen for
something stupid. People who
commit suicide just because they're
having a bad day or just because
their boyfriend / girlfriend dumped
them, are stupid.
Suicide is because everything is
overwhelming. It's because you lost
all hope and you can't see any light
in your life anymore. It's when your
vision is surrounded by the
darkness.
There are people who dare to do it...
They jump from a building or in
front of a train... Some of them cut
or hang.
What am I trying to say all this
time? I'm trying to ask just a simple
thing... Why? How does that even
help in the slightest? How does
hurting yourself help?
You're only acting? No? You're
bringing more pain to yourself!!
Listen to me...
There's so much more in this life
than what you're feeling now. All
you have to do, is to stay strong for
just a little bit more. Eventually,
you'll make it through.
How do I know? I've seen many
people going through that... I've had
many friends suffering from that.
Me, myself, I'm still going through
that. We all get low at times, and we
really wish to die...
But listen to me. It's not worth it.
Happiness is not away. You'll never
be truly alone and you'll never be
sad forever. I know that for a fact.
That doesn't mean that you won't
have bad days. We all have bad
days. And I don't think that will ever
change. It's how life works. We get
hurt to get stronger. No one ever
said that life is easy. But indeed life
is meant to be lived. We are going
through a lot and yet still, there is
so much more to come. But you have
to stay strong. You have to keep
fighting. If you are strong enough to
contemplate suicide, you sure are
strong enough to fight on.
You're not alone in this. You'll never
be. We stand together and we fight
together.
Instead of taking the blade every
time you're feeling low, take a
pillow. Shove your face into the
pillow and cry. Cry until you have no
more tears. Why? Because crying
helps. Many people say that crying
proves you're weak. They're wrong.
Crying doesn't mean you're weak, it
means you were strong for too long.
And now it's finally the time to let
go of that. To give in your fears and
fight! You don't have to keep it
inside you anymore. You can open
your eyes now. You can wipe away
your tears. It's over.
You won this battle. Smile. You did
it. You're strong. Now stay that way.
Don't you ever give up.
Don't you ever lose hope. Keep on
looking forward because better days
are coming. One day, you'll look
back on these days and you'll laugh.
I promise you that things will get
better. Whenever that's sooner or
later. You just have to believe it.
Don't think too much...
Thinking is stealing your happiness.
Be happy. Do whatever you want.
Enjoy your life. Don't you ever give
up. Never. We stand together till the
end of the line.
Thank you for reading all this. I
really pray that it helped you.
Have a beautiful day and keep on
smiling.
Better days are coming. I promise.

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